Monday, December 22, 2008

Making the Best Decision

I'm sitting here at my desk writing the pros and cons of monogamy. Time to make those hard decisions.

Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a b*^^h; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your c*^k must work.

- Alec Baldwin "The Departed"

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